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Instead of black helicopters, fluffy white blimps

By February 13, 2013

For some time, one of the more entertaining conspiracies in the fringes of wingnuttery was the black helicopters. Supposedly, these sinister black helicopters were used by the U.N., the New World Order or some rogue government agency to spy on Americans in the pursuit of some nefarious plot.

The black-helicopter crowd may not have been that far off.

True, it got the color wrong and was way off on the aircraft. But The Washington Post – in an article buried deep in its Tuesday edition, on E6 next to a piece on sperm counts – reports that the government is readying two giant white blimps to be tethered over Washington, D.C., to conduct surveillance and protect against attack.

The name of the program seems designed to obscure its actual purpose, whatever that is: the Joint Land Attack Cruise Missile Defense Elevated Netted Sensor System.

If that doesn’t alarm the tinfoil-hat crowd, nothing will.

The two 243-foot-long blimps – JLENS for short – are to arrive in the capital by Sept. 30 and from the end of 10,000-foot tethers, where they would keep watch out for all manner of threats, being designed – paranoia alert – “to defend against tactical ballistic missiles, large-caliber rockets and surface vehicles that could be used for attacks, including boats, cars and trucks.”

Somehow the bulbous white blimps do not convey the sense of menace of black helicopters. It’s like the city will be protected by Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade floats.

Scripps Howard News Service


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