I picked up my paper, started reading it and found out that we may be in trouble. According to the paper, we may have an illegal visitor on Earth hiding in the mountains of Bugarach, a French town and only a few people who live there are being allowed in.
Maybe it’s where they are hiding Santa’s sleigh.
Did anyone check the area for reindeer grazing and little people running around making toys? Because they sure are keeping people out and they claim it’s a space craft, but didn’t say the type of craft it was. There are only so many people the craft can hold and the rest of us are out of luck due to overcrowding.
Really, if it was to take place, it won’t be by way of the Mayans due to their practices, but who knows, it might be the lost ark. Has anyone seen Noah?
Make sure you watch for the flying object on Dec. 24. It may come close to you.
Ho, ho, ho, ho. Thank you and have a very merry whatever happens. Ho, ho, ho, ho. Please watch out for the little elves, because the elf you save maybe be an illegal alien of the world.