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Snot rockets, show-offs and Mrs. Brad

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From page A2 | May 04, 2014 |

Mrs. Brad won’t watch things on TV she doesn’t like. Literally.

When she sees someone she doesn’t like on the screen, she simply turns away. She refuses to look at the screen. Like a 4-year-old (more on that later).

That’s not an insult, it’s a compliment. Really. Trust me. It makes me smile every time.

First some background: Like most couples, Mrs. Brad and I have different interests on TV. I will watch NFL Films profiles and History Channel documentaries on World War II. She will watch “Cupcake Wars” or the same movie over and over (“Pretty Woman,” “The American President,” “Beaches”). She doesn’t care about rehashing the 1984 San Francisco 49ers and I don’t like seeing Julia Roberts make prostitution seem glamorous.

But we’ll watch live sports together. Her view on players is based on her perception of them as people – and rarely changes.

When former NFL quarterback Warren Moon was accused of domestic violence, Mrs. Brad was outraged and never changed. When Dan Gladden of the Minnesota Twins refused to talk to me long ago during my sports writing days, she refused to ever watch him again – even after I forgot. She cheers for people she perceives as good people. She loves Draymond Green of the Warriors and Sergio Romo of the Giants, for instance.

Mrs. Brad doesn’t like show-offs (which is ironic, considering who she married) so there is a class of sports personalities who she won’t watch. Literally. When the camera shows them, she turns her head away.

Mark Cuban, for instance. The owner of the Dallas Mavericks will flail his arms and yell at officials, something she deems undignified for an owner. So when he’s on TV, she turns away. Sometimes she will stare at the wall.

Rasheed Wallace played in the NBA for a long time and was a noted complainer about officials’ calls. When he remonstrated, she would look away until he was done.

Terrell Owens was a me-first player who scored a lot of touchdowns, but was all about drawing attention to himself. When he would make a big play, she wouldn’t watch. I’d look at her and she’d have her head turned away, reasoning that if she can’t see him, he can’t bug her.

If there’s an NFL game on, I know that she will turn away from the screen anytime a player taunts another. Even a defensive player standing over someone he knocked down.

In an interesting local case, she won’t watch Giants pitcher Madison Bumgarner pitch because he is famed for firing “snot rockets” out of his nose between pitches. During his first year, she lamented that his mother or wife didn’t tell him how bad it looked. Soon, she began to simply look away from the TV screen when he pitched – meaning every fifth day, Mrs. Brad spends half of the Giants game not watching.

Most recently, she won’t watch commercials for The Solar Company, because the bleach-blonde woman who flirts with the camera in all of their spots is a show-off. As far as I know, Mrs. Brad plugs her ears so she can’t hear them say “not just any solar company, THE Solar Company,” too.

Goofy? Maybe. But it’s also a model of what adults tell kids all the time: “You don’t like something? Just ignore it!”

Curiously, it started for Mrs. Brad at a young age. According to her account (which I will ghost write and call “My Life: The Unvarnished Mrs. Brad”), she refused to look at the screen whenever the character Mr. Green Jeans appeared on the “Captain Kangaroo” show.

Seriously. Captain Kangaroo’s friendly, overalls-wearing friend was an early enemy of Mrs. Brad. For reasons she is unable to articulate, she didn’t like him and wouldn’t watch him on TV.

Was she a crazy 4-year-old? Maybe not.

Maybe she was just getting ready to ignore snot rockets and show-off blondes as an adult.

Reach Brad Stanhope at 427-6958 or bstanhope@dailyrepublic.net. Follow him on Twitter at www.twitter.com/bradstanhope.

Brad Stanhope

Brad Stanhope

Brad Stanhope is the Daily Republic's news editor. He began his career at the DR in the last millennium. He spent 17 years as a sports editor and three years as the associate editor before spending three years away from the newspaper (though continuing as a columnist). He returned in December 2010 as news editor. Brad lives in Suisun City with his wife, Mrs. Brad, and two sons. He enjoys cheese.
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  • CD BrooksMay 04, 2014 - 7:03 am

    Wow, nothing like my first bite of toast in the morning and seeing "snot rocket" in the local paper. Hmm, wondering how Mrs. Brad enjoys grunting tennis between Sharapova and the Williams sisters?

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  • BaseballmomMay 04, 2014 - 7:55 am

    Ugh.... Although I have been dealing with snot rockets for about 36 years.... Anyways, that aside, I must know why Mrs. Brad thinks Romo is a good guy? I always thought he was a bit of a show off... And he's been known to taunt batters from opposing teams (knowing that HE will never be in the batter's box....). Granted I'm a Dodger fan... But you guys do have some good guy players, but Romo? Hmmmmm....

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  • CD BrooksMay 04, 2014 - 8:12 am

    Baseballmom, a Dodger fan? I KNEW we could find common ground! ;) Now what in the world happened to holding onto a lead? These guys are making me crazy! Four with SF end of the week, they better pick it up!

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  • Mr. PracticalMay 04, 2014 - 9:19 am

    I had Snot Rocket to win in the Kentucky Derby.

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  • Oh B Still my foolish heart..... I hear bells!May 04, 2014 - 9:55 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Ub1x7Arfs

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  • Brad StanhopeMay 04, 2014 - 3:02 pm

    @baseballmom: Three reasons she likes Romo: When he first arrived, he was an enthusiastic little guy; he plays with a joy that is obvious and most importantly, he taunts the Dodgers. In our house, anything that damages the Dodgers is worth extra points.

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  • Mr. Green Jeans (Lumpy Brannum) - "Erie Canal"May 04, 2014 - 8:45 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2sUvLqiAw8

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  • horse in striped pajamasMay 04, 2014 - 8:48 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L88T0MMrJaE

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=541HKD8alfg

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  • Not letting me post again?May 04, 2014 - 9:01 am

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  • WOODYMay 04, 2014 - 10:56 am

    Mrs Brad has many who feel the same way, cracked me up reading this.

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  • patrickMay 04, 2014 - 11:41 am

    CHICAGO CUBS 100 YEARS SAME LOCATION GREATEST FANS IN THE WORLD

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